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VOWELS ARE TRICKY

Engrish is the name given to butchered English by the Japanese people. It provides hours of entertainment and a barral of laughs. Now I’m not saying that I don’t butcher the Japanese language so this post it all in good fun.

Our manager is very good about putting notices up in Japanese and English which is greatly appreciated. However, they don’t lack English mistakes. One of our favorites was when he bought new “flying pans” and proudly announced it on the board. So the other day I came upon the following photo at our guest house and I am more than happy to share it with you.

Now what he means is “Staff Only” to ward off people from putting their belongings in this specific corner of the house.  However, with the easy vowel mistake of “a” and “u” it has now become “Stuff Only”.   Now if this was an area that we all shared it wouldn’t necessarily be a mistake -although a bit weird- as maybe he is might be implying that you can’t put food or something there.  But because it’s a private area it makes me what do ask, “What things can we put back there other than stuff?”.  Haha.  Makes me giggle every time I walk past it.

Thank you Koga-san!

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ENGRISH FAIL

The other day my Japanese boyfriend made a bookmark folder on his computer called “Engrish.” I was happy to see it because 1) he never studies English and 2) he was using that humor that I love about him. However, it turns out that he didn’t realize he had used an “r” or even worse, he didn’t know it was an “l”! (>_<) I’m afraid to ask.

Engrish is a common term to make fun of the plethora of mistakes that Japanese people make in English (I know we butcher Japanese characters as well too).  It’s all pretty endearing stuff but having lived here for awhile now I’m pretty used to the weird English or the common mistakes that they make and when I see them it almost doesn’t faze me.  However recently I have seen quite a few examples of usage mistakes working against a product’s mission.  These still make me giggle (although it’s sort of sad).

So the other day, I saw a whole line of these “Preshower Bug Repellents”.  Sprays, rubs, you name it, they had it.  I wonder if these are the instructions: Apply and then wash off? NAME FAIL. Did not a single person in the whole manufacturing design/manufacturing line notice this mistake?

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